It seems that cleaning is a never-ending task around here.  Can anyone relate?....
1.  An open kitchen is wonderful for family togetherness, but my dirty dishes are always peeking above the sink to welcome guests.
2.  I'm going to start conserving paper by writing notes in the dust that shows up on all my dark brown/black furniture. 
3.  Little boys mean well, but the toilet bowl really should be about baby-pool size.
4.  I'm not kidding....I think the only way my hardwood floors can stay clean is if we get a dog.
5.  P.S.  What IS that smell coming from my washing machine?  ugh.